The ultimate compendium of fake businesses, products, services and more. | ||
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1 | Animal Magnetism | FIGHT CLUB 1999 Film | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Animal Magnetism Cosmetics line advertised in the Fight Club press kit. While we do sell product made from the hides of animals, we have never and will never test any product on laboratory animals. Our Animal Magnetism line of cosmetics is a collection of 100% untested make-up for eyes, skin and hair. Because no animals were harmed in testing our product, we must caution that some corrosive side effects may occur with use. If you have an adverse reaction to any of our product, please contact us immediately, and then call a paramedic. | |||||
2 | Arlene's Grocery | NICK AND NORAH'S INFINITE PLAYLIST 2008 Film | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Arlene's Grocery Grocery store and music venue. | |||||
3 | Atomic Lipstick | SPY KIDS: ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD 2011 Film | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Atomic Lipstick | |||||
4 | Baron Von Costume's Deluxe Disguise Kit | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Baron Von Costume's Deluxe Disguise Kit Kit Milhouse uses to disguise Bart as one of the Shelbyville punks. | |||||
5 | Beau-line | CATWOMAN 2004 Film | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Beau-line New skin cream from Hedare Beauty that is able to reverse the effects of aging. | |||||
6 | Beebe Pink | THE BRADY BUNCH 1969 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Beebe Pink Makeup manufactured by the Beebe Gallini Cosmetics Co. | |||||
7 | Black Beauty | THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR 1990 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Black Beauty | |||||
8 | Black Honey | THE NEON DEMON 2016 Film | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Black Honey Lipstick flavor... "They say women are more likely to buy lipstick if its named after food or sex." | |||||
9 | Bunny Faye Cosmetics | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Bunny Faye Cosmetics Quon Lee becomes a Bunny Faye girl, selling cosmetics. But when she gets sick, Mac has to host her makeup party at work. | |||||
10 | Cantel Cosmetics | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Cantel Cosmetics Lisette starts selling cosmetics. "So swell, you can't tell you have them on" and "Why smell like Hell when you can smell like Cantel?" | |||||
11 | Chanel No. 666 | TWO AND A HALF MEN 2003 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Chanel No. 666 Joke Charlie makes about Evelyn's scent when they go shopping for a birthday present for her. | |||||
12 | Claude and Maurice Facial Treatment | STEVE MARTIN 1967 Comedy Acts | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Claude and Maurice Facial Treatment Two guys follow you around ensuring your face looks good. | |||||
13 | Cold Cream Gun | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Cold Cream Gun Homer invention. Antidote for his Makeup gun. | |||||
14 | Complicit | SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Complicit New fragrance. | |||||
15 | Cosmique Cosmetics | ALF 1986 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Cosmique Cosmetics Cosmetic company where ALD works in the alternate reality that his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage. | |||||
16 | Dawn at His Place | JUST THE TEN OF US 1988 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Dawn at His Place Lipstick. | |||||
17 | Diet Coke by Olay | SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Diet Coke by Olay Skin cream made out of Diet Coke. | |||||
18 | Double Passion | DREAMBOAT 1952 Film | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Double Passion | |||||
19 | Eau De Crankcase | SKELETON CREW 1985 Literature | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Eau De Crankcase Joke narrator makes to the trucker: What's that aftershave, handsome? Eau de Crankcase? | |||||
20 | Emma Rose Parfumerie | SPIDER-MAN 2 2004 Film | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Emma Rose Parfumerie MJ is the face of Emma Rose Parfumerie, with her picture on billboards all over the city. | |||||
21 | Epiphany for Men | TWO AND A HALF MEN 2003 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Epiphany for Men Charlie Harper: You know what that smell is? Epiphany for men. | |||||
22 | Evening Lobster | ALF 1986 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Evening Lobster Terry Faith Cosmetic product. | |||||
23 | Eyelash Conditioner | FRASIER 1993 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Eyelash Conditioner Product sold at La Porte d'Argent. | |||||
24 | Fuck Off | THE NEON DEMON 2016 Film | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Fuck Off Lipstick flavor... "They say women are more likely to buy lipstick if its named after food or sex." | |||||
25 | Gina in A Bottle | BROOKLYN NINE-NINE 2013 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Gina in A Bottle The name Gina came up with for her future fragrance line. | |||||
26 | Glitz | ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT 2003 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Glitz Diamond cream that Lindsay wants to buy because it's lavish and expensive, and George Michael wants to for a gift for his girlfriend Ann. | |||||
27 | Good Soul | ALF 1986 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Good Soul Cosmetic product sold by ALF's cosmetic company Cosmique Cosmetics in the alternate reality that his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage. | |||||
28 | Guacamole Skin Toner | ALF 1986 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Guacamole Skin Toner Terry Faith Cosmetic product. | |||||
29 | Haunted Beauty Cream | RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Haunted Beauty Cream Item sold at Needful Things that makes ugly ladies pretty but also makes them blind. | |||||
30 | Heartbreaker | IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA 2005 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Heartbreaker Lipstick Mac buys for his mom, to make her pop on camera. | |||||
31 | Helter Skelter | BACK TO THE FUTURE: THE GAME 2010 Video Games | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Helter Skelter Jennifer's hair dye brand in Citizen Brown's 1985 Hill Valley. | |||||
32 | Hilarity by Larry Sanders | THE LARRY SANDERS SHOW 1992 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Hilarity by Larry Sanders | |||||
33 | Ichiban | FRIENDS 1994 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Ichiban Lipstick for Men commercial that Joey filmed in Japan. | |||||
34 | Integrity | ARCTIC MONKEYS 2002 Music | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Integrity I launch my fragrance called Integrity, I sell the fact that I can't be bought. | |||||
35 | Iron Blush | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Iron Blush Makeup that the robot Calculon uses. | |||||
36 | Janus | THE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE 2017 Animated Film | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Janus Lipstick product advertised in Gotham City. | |||||
37 | Jennifer | CAPTIVITY 2007 Film | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Jennifer Do you dare wear Jennifer? | |||||
38 | Makeup Gun | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Makeup Gun Homer invention. "For the woman that only has 4/5 of a second to get ready." | |||||
39 | Mid-afternoon Anti-stress Spritz | FRASIER 1993 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Mid-afternoon Anti-stress Spritz Product sold at La Porte d'Argent. | |||||
40 | Midnight Passion | JUST THE TEN OF US 1988 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Midnight Passion Lipstick. | |||||
41 | Miracle Cure | PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Miracle Cure Dennis Feinstein's latest fragrance, promoted during the Covid-19 pandemic. "Don't Listen to the Nerds! It works!" | |||||
42 | Mizzola | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Mizzola Captivating fragrance that Dan's friend Sheila is wearing. | |||||
43 | Nail Polish | STEVE MARTIN 1967 Comedy Acts | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Nail Polish Generic nail polish product from opening dance sequence. | |||||
44 | Old Lime | THE BOB NEWHART SHOW 1972 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Old Lime Bob's aftershave lotion that Howard likes. | |||||
45 | Passion Plum Eye Shadow | FULL HOUSE 1987 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Passion Plum Eye Shadow | |||||
46 | Peachy Keen | THE NEON DEMON 2016 Film | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Peachy Keen Lipstick flavor... "They say women are more likely to buy lipstick if its named after food or sex." | |||||
47 | Pink Pussy | THE NEON DEMON 2016 Film | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Pink Pussy Lipstick flavor... "They say women are more likely to buy lipstick if its named after food or sex." | |||||
48 | Plum Passion | THE NEON DEMON 2016 Film | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Plum Passion Lipstick flavor... "They say women are more likely to buy lipstick if its named after food or sex." | |||||
49 | Preparation Shumway | ALF 1986 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Preparation Shumway Cosmetic product made from ALF's carburetor sludge in the alternate reality that his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage. | |||||
50 | Red Rum | THE NEON DEMON 2016 Film | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Red Rum Lipstick flavor... "They say women are more likely to buy lipstick if its named after food or sex." | |||||
51 | Running Black | FIGHT CLUB 1999 Film | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Running Black Eyeliner advertised in the Fight Club press kit. $15. The eyeliner that naturally washes away when exposed to tears or water. | |||||
52 | Sarah Lynn's Stank | BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Sarah Lynn's Stank Fragrance designed for Sarah Lynn by Kevin Kline. | |||||
53 | Sex Panther | ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY 2004 Film | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Sex Panther "Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. Yep. It's made with bits of real panther. So you know it's good. They've done studies. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time." Eventually made into a real product that, instead of bits of real panther, combines notes of juniper with cedarwood and sandalwood, and even comes in a box that growls when you open it. | |||||
54 | Sex Panther | ANCHORMAN 2: THE LEGEND CONTINUES 2013 Film | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Sex Panther Used as weapon to summon a supernatural beast during the fight in the park. | |||||
55 | She-Hulk by Titania | SHE-HULK: ATTORNEY AT LAW 2022 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
She-Hulk by Titania Titania trademarks She-Hulks's name, uses it to creates luxurious new line of skin care, beauty and wellness products, and then sues She-Hulk. Products include Beauty Serum., Beauty Oil, Beauty Tonic and Snake Venom Lip Plumper. She-Hulk's boss Holden Holliway also mentions seeing a billboard for a She-Hulk Booty Boost Smoothie. | |||||
56 | Shumway Lip Gloss | ALF 1986 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Shumway Lip Gloss Cosmetic product made from ALF's axle grease in the alternate reality that his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage. | |||||
57 | Shumway Number 5 | ALF 1986 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Shumway Number 5 Cosmetic product made from ALF's radiator fluid in the alternate reality that his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage. | |||||
58 | Silver Pancake | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Silver Pancake Makeup that the robot Calculon uses. | |||||
59 | Smellin' of Troy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Smellin' of Troy Troy McClure themed fragrance Troy wants to sell. | |||||
60 | Solid Foundation | FIGHT CLUB 1999 Film | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Solid Foundation Foundation advertised in the Fight Club press kit. $15. A semi-natural cover for pocked or stained skin. | |||||
61 | SP Lashes | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
SP Lashes Product that Bob uses to try to grow a mustache in Louise's alternate history story of Bob and Linda's first meeting without a mustache. | |||||
62 | Sub-reflective Chin Buffing Paste | ALF 1986 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Sub-reflective Chin Buffing Paste Terry Faith Cosmetic product. | |||||
63 | Summer's Blossom Eye Shadow | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Summer's Blossom Eye Shadow Bunny Faye Cosmetics product that Mac sells at Quon Lee's makeup party. | |||||
64 | Terry Faith Cosmetics | ALF 1986 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Terry Faith Cosmetics Cosmetics ALF sells. | |||||
65 | Totally Tech Cosmetics and Fashion Enhan... | EUREKA 2006 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Totally Tech Cosmetics and Fashion Enhancements Zoe's friend Pilar's new cosmetic line. | |||||
66 | Transformers | THE GOOD PLACE 2016 TV Series | Personal Care | Cosmetics | |
Transformers Shawn's new scent. It makes you smell how Transformers movies make you feel. |
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