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Total Records: 66 - Group: BBB / Category: PERSONAL CARE / Subcategory: COSMETICS
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1Animal Magnetism FIGHT CLUB 1999 FilmPersonal CareCosmetics

Animal Magnetism
Cosmetics line advertised in the Fight Club press kit. While we do sell product made from the hides of animals, we have never and will never test any product on laboratory animals. Our Animal Magnetism line of cosmetics is a collection of 100% untested make-up for eyes, skin and hair. Because no animals were harmed in testing our product, we must caution that some corrosive side effects may occur with use. If you have an adverse reaction to any of our product, please contact us immediately, and then call a paramedic.



2Arlene's Grocery NICK AND NORAH'S INFINITE PLAYLIST 2008 FilmPersonal CareCosmetics

Arlene's Grocery
Grocery store and music venue.



3Atomic LipstickSPY KIDS: ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD 2011 FilmPersonal CareCosmetics

Atomic Lipstick


4Baron Von Costume's Deluxe Disguise Kit THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Baron Von Costume's Deluxe Disguise Kit
Kit Milhouse uses to disguise Bart as one of the Shelbyville punks.

5Beau-lineCATWOMAN 2004 FilmPersonal CareCosmetics

Beau-line
New skin cream from Hedare Beauty that is able to reverse the effects of aging.

6Beebe Pink THE BRADY BUNCH 1969 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Beebe Pink
Makeup manufactured by the Beebe Gallini Cosmetics Co.

7Black BeautyTHE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR 1990 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Black Beauty


8Black HoneyTHE NEON DEMON 2016 FilmPersonal CareCosmetics

Black Honey
Lipstick flavor... "They say women are more likely to buy lipstick if its named after food or sex."

9Bunny Faye Cosmetics NIGHT COURT 1984 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Bunny Faye Cosmetics
Quon Lee becomes a Bunny Faye girl, selling cosmetics. But when she gets sick, Mac has to host her makeup party at work.

10Cantel Cosmetics NIGHT COURT 1984 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Cantel Cosmetics
Lisette starts selling cosmetics. "So swell, you can't tell you have them on" and "Why smell like Hell when you can smell like Cantel?"

11Chanel No. 666 TWO AND A HALF MEN 2003 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Chanel No. 666
Joke Charlie makes about Evelyn's scent when they go shopping for a birthday present for her.

12Claude and Maurice Facial Treatment STEVE MARTIN 1967 Comedy ActsPersonal CareCosmetics

Claude and Maurice Facial Treatment
Two guys follow you around ensuring your face looks good.



13Cold Cream Gun THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Cold Cream Gun
Homer invention. Antidote for his Makeup gun.

14Complicit SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Complicit
New fragrance.

15Cosmique Cosmetics ALF 1986 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Cosmique Cosmetics
Cosmetic company where ALD works in the alternate reality that his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage.

16Dawn at His PlaceJUST THE TEN OF US 1988 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Dawn at His Place
Lipstick.

17Diet Coke by Olay SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Diet Coke by Olay
Skin cream made out of Diet Coke.



18Double PassionDREAMBOAT 1952 FilmPersonal CareCosmetics

Double Passion


19Eau De Crankcase SKELETON CREW 1985 LiteraturePersonal CareCosmetics

Eau De Crankcase
Joke narrator makes to the trucker: What's that aftershave, handsome? Eau de Crankcase?

20Emma Rose ParfumerieSPIDER-MAN 2 2004 FilmPersonal CareCosmetics

Emma Rose Parfumerie
MJ is the face of Emma Rose Parfumerie, with her picture on billboards all over the city.

21Epiphany for Men TWO AND A HALF MEN 2003 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Epiphany for Men
Charlie Harper: You know what that smell is? Epiphany for men.

22Evening Lobster ALF 1986 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Evening Lobster
Terry Faith Cosmetic product.

23Eyelash Conditioner FRASIER 1993 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Eyelash Conditioner
Product sold at La Porte d'Argent.

24Fuck OffTHE NEON DEMON 2016 FilmPersonal CareCosmetics

Fuck Off
Lipstick flavor... "They say women are more likely to buy lipstick if its named after food or sex."

25Gina in A Bottle BROOKLYN NINE-NINE 2013 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Gina in A Bottle
The name Gina came up with for her future fragrance line.

26Glitz ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT 2003 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Glitz
Diamond cream that Lindsay wants to buy because it's lavish and expensive, and George Michael wants to for a gift for his girlfriend Ann.

27Good Soul ALF 1986 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Good Soul
Cosmetic product sold by ALF's cosmetic company Cosmique Cosmetics in the alternate reality that his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage.

28Guacamole Skin Toner ALF 1986 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Guacamole Skin Toner
Terry Faith Cosmetic product.

29Haunted Beauty Cream RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Haunted Beauty Cream
Item sold at Needful Things that makes ugly ladies pretty but also makes them blind.



30Heartbreaker IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA 2005 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Heartbreaker
Lipstick Mac buys for his mom, to make her pop on camera.

31Helter SkelterBACK TO THE FUTURE: THE GAME 2010 Video GamesPersonal CareCosmetics

Helter Skelter
Jennifer's hair dye brand in Citizen Brown's 1985 Hill Valley.

32Hilarity by Larry SandersTHE LARRY SANDERS SHOW 1992 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Hilarity by Larry Sanders


33Ichiban FRIENDS 1994 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Ichiban
Lipstick for Men commercial that Joey filmed in Japan.

34Integrity ARCTIC MONKEYS 2002 MusicPersonal CareCosmetics

Integrity
I launch my fragrance called Integrity, I sell the fact that I can't be bought.

35Iron Blush FUTURAMA 1999 Animated SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Iron Blush
Makeup that the robot Calculon uses.



36JanusTHE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE 2017 Animated FilmPersonal CareCosmetics

Janus
Lipstick product advertised in Gotham City.

37JenniferCAPTIVITY 2007 FilmPersonal CareCosmetics

Jennifer
Do you dare wear Jennifer?

38Makeup Gun THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Makeup Gun
Homer invention. "For the woman that only has 4/5 of a second to get ready."

39Mid-afternoon Anti-stress Spritz FRASIER 1993 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Mid-afternoon Anti-stress Spritz
Product sold at La Porte d'Argent.

40Midnight PassionJUST THE TEN OF US 1988 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Midnight Passion
Lipstick.

41Miracle Cure PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Miracle Cure
Dennis Feinstein's latest fragrance, promoted during the Covid-19 pandemic. "Don't Listen to the Nerds! It works!"

42Mizzola NIGHT COURT 1984 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Mizzola
Captivating fragrance that Dan's friend Sheila is wearing.

43Nail Polish STEVE MARTIN 1967 Comedy ActsPersonal CareCosmetics

Nail Polish
Generic nail polish product from opening dance sequence.



44Old Lime THE BOB NEWHART SHOW 1972 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Old Lime
Bob's aftershave lotion that Howard likes.

45Passion Plum Eye ShadowFULL HOUSE 1987 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Passion Plum Eye Shadow


46Peachy KeenTHE NEON DEMON 2016 FilmPersonal CareCosmetics

Peachy Keen
Lipstick flavor... "They say women are more likely to buy lipstick if its named after food or sex."

47Pink PussyTHE NEON DEMON 2016 FilmPersonal CareCosmetics

Pink Pussy
Lipstick flavor... "They say women are more likely to buy lipstick if its named after food or sex."

48Plum PassionTHE NEON DEMON 2016 FilmPersonal CareCosmetics

Plum Passion
Lipstick flavor... "They say women are more likely to buy lipstick if its named after food or sex."

49Preparation Shumway ALF 1986 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Preparation Shumway
Cosmetic product made from ALF's carburetor sludge in the alternate reality that his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage.

50Red RumTHE NEON DEMON 2016 FilmPersonal CareCosmetics

Red Rum
Lipstick flavor... "They say women are more likely to buy lipstick if its named after food or sex."

51Running Black FIGHT CLUB 1999 FilmPersonal CareCosmetics

Running Black
Eyeliner advertised in the Fight Club press kit. $15. The eyeliner that naturally washes away when exposed to tears or water.



52Sarah Lynn's Stank BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Sarah Lynn's Stank
Fragrance designed for Sarah Lynn by Kevin Kline.

53Sex Panther ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY 2004 FilmPersonal CareCosmetics

Sex Panther
"Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. Yep. It's made with bits of real panther. So you know it's good. They've done studies. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time." Eventually made into a real product that, instead of bits of real panther, combines notes of juniper with cedarwood and sandalwood, and even comes in a box that growls when you open it.



54Sex PantherANCHORMAN 2: THE LEGEND CONTINUES 2013 FilmPersonal CareCosmetics

Sex Panther
Used as weapon to summon a supernatural beast during the fight in the park.

55She-Hulk by Titania SHE-HULK: ATTORNEY AT LAW 2022 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

She-Hulk by Titania
Titania trademarks She-Hulks's name, uses it to creates luxurious new line of skin care, beauty and wellness products, and then sues She-Hulk. Products include Beauty Serum., Beauty Oil, Beauty Tonic and Snake Venom Lip Plumper. She-Hulk's boss Holden Holliway also mentions seeing a billboard for a She-Hulk Booty Boost Smoothie.

56Shumway Lip Gloss ALF 1986 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Shumway Lip Gloss
Cosmetic product made from ALF's axle grease in the alternate reality that his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage.

57Shumway Number 5 ALF 1986 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Shumway Number 5
Cosmetic product made from ALF's radiator fluid in the alternate reality that his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage.

58Silver Pancake FUTURAMA 1999 Animated SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Silver Pancake
Makeup that the robot Calculon uses.



59Smellin' of Troy THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Smellin' of Troy
Troy McClure themed fragrance Troy wants to sell.

60Solid Foundation FIGHT CLUB 1999 FilmPersonal CareCosmetics

Solid Foundation
Foundation advertised in the Fight Club press kit. $15. A semi-natural cover for pocked or stained skin.



61SP Lashes BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

SP Lashes
Product that Bob uses to try to grow a mustache in Louise's alternate history story of Bob and Linda's first meeting without a mustache.



62Sub-reflective Chin Buffing Paste ALF 1986 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Sub-reflective Chin Buffing Paste
Terry Faith Cosmetic product.

63Summer's Blossom Eye Shadow NIGHT COURT 1984 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Summer's Blossom Eye Shadow
Bunny Faye Cosmetics product that Mac sells at Quon Lee's makeup party.

64Terry Faith Cosmetics ALF 1986 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Terry Faith Cosmetics
Cosmetics ALF sells.

65Totally Tech Cosmetics and Fashion Enhan... EUREKA 2006 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Totally Tech Cosmetics and Fashion Enhancements
Zoe's friend Pilar's new cosmetic line.

66Transformers THE GOOD PLACE 2016 TV SeriesPersonal CareCosmetics

Transformers
Shawn's new scent. It makes you smell how Transformers movies make you feel.



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